“as frustrated as they ever were”
My life is now limited to your masochist show, no social life and barely talk to anyone, HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN BE MORE FRUSTRATED????
Sexual innuendos
MOFFAT WHAT THE HELL JUST STOP TORTURING YOUR FANDOM FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES
…fuck you.
…………..
I love the person who told me to read this.
Let me love you forever.
So…here have some naked Alfreds…because I felt like drawing naked Alfreds =u= Ciao~
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
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idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video
gapes at screen with open mouth
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
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You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
When people ask me ‘what is tumblr?’ I am going to point to this post.
i got depressingly involved in that piece of work. thank you for its brilliance :)
beautiful video and beautiful fic
(i’m not crying, my eyes are just a bit sweaty today)
(Source: wimp.com)
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
(Source: oncebarrowmans)
The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
Oh my god, my stomach hurts I’m laughing so hard.
OH GOD
we actually learned to play this on our recorders in 4th grade
no
help
LOL oh my god XD
Oh my fucking god, this is one of THE most hilarious things I’ve EVER heard. HAHAHAH WTF
Begy is an eighteen-year-old amateur photographer and student of Chemistry with Materials Science Engineering in the Philippines.
He has a way of changing your perceptions of things- taking the ordinary, the everyday, and presenting it in a way that is both thought-provoking and beautiful.
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He also has more photographs on his deviantart account.
Please check him out, he’s an amazingly talented photographer whose works deserve to be seen.
